Monthly Archives: March 2011

Msn On The Stars: “Are You Old?”

For Hotmail people such as I, there’s something irresistible about those msn.com articles, they’re like catchy pop songs: they’re dumb, they offer nothing but fast-food crap for your ears (or in this case: EYES) and their very existence make you … Continue reading

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EnterYourPINCode.com

Over four of you have already seen our stance on upcoming train film Source Code. In the spirit, however, of reliving the same eight minutes of your life, I’m not yet ready to relinquish the topic. *   *   * I, … Continue reading

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Twilight: Supermoon

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Promoting Thor: A Beautiful Dream

How do you promote a film like Thor? Hell, how do you make a film like Thor! I mean, it’s the kind of thing that works in a comic book in that yes, it’s absurd and way too far removed … Continue reading

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Pests: A Winged Journey

So I’m walking down the road, feeling the wind in my hair, smelling the roses…the usual stuff. When I pass by 2 things: 1/ This sign: Which I’m aware is a normal, everyday sign but…come on! There’s clearly “nothing wrong … Continue reading

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A Trailer Darkly: Enter The Source Code

You’ve all seen the Source Code trailer by now: Jake Gyllenhaal being sent back in time on a train just before a crash for 8 minutes etc. Well if you haven’t, here it is: Now before I take this trailer … Continue reading

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Did I Fall Asleep? Observations on Dollhouse Season One

Shit TV sci-fi is great. It’s also shit. *   *   * It’s also great. *   *   * I like to think of myself as a connoisseur of endings — of codas, of climaxes, of twists; Alias series two, A Handful … Continue reading

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