Monthly Archives: July 2011

Duels and Gemstones: Hitchcock’s Topaz

Posted on July 27, 2011 by enterthesnowman

Nobody of sound mind is going to recommend Topaz to you as Hitchcock’s finest. There’s no sense of necessity to the proceedings, the majority of characters are like charismatic debris, and you’ve got actors doing Foreign after using their ass … Continue reading →

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The Judge is in Another Castle

Posted on July 26, 2011 by enterthesnowman

I am… …the law? AE

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From the minds at retarDEX….

Posted on July 25, 2011 by enterthesnowman

OK, OK — so you’re not comfortable spraying a product called retarDEX into your mouth — why not try rubbing Nad’s on your legs? A major worldwide hair removal brand, Nad’s is also the abbreviated form of gonads — particularly, … Continue reading →

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RetarDEX

Posted on July 21, 2011 by enterthesnowman

Bad breath? Try RetarDEX! Or check out the RetarDEX website! Why the name RetarDEX? “Because their expertise was dentistry, they didn’t consider the broader use of the word by everyday consumers!” AE

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Soiling Charge

Posted on July 20, 2011 by enterthesnowman

So I’m on a mini-bus on the way to a friend’s wedding… I know, the picture is unclear so if you can’t read the text, let me help: “THE INTERIOR OF THIS VEHICLE HAS BEEN LEFT CLEAN FOR YOUR COMFORT. … Continue reading →

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Harry Potter And The Deathly Combovers

Posted on July 18, 2011 by enterthesnowman

I don’t like Harry Potter. I haven’t read the books, not due to laziness but rather due to a sense that if everyone’s reading and liking something, chances are it actually sucks. Besides, when you know The Worst Witch has … Continue reading →

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