So I’m on a mini-bus on the way to a friend’s wedding…
I know, the picture is unclear so if you can’t read the text, let me help:
“THE INTERIOR OF THIS VEHICLE HAS BEEN LEFT CLEAN FOR YOUR COMFORT. SOILING BY A CUSTOMER OR ANIMAL WILL BE LIABLE TO PAY AN EXTRA CHARGE OF *smeared in faeces* £100”
Few things I like about all this.
1/ The words: “Soiling” and “Charge” together.
2/ The weirdly shit hand-drawn charge itself.
3/ The fact that people who soil themselves are usually very old, incontinent, very young or drunks and except for the latter, a soiling charge seems somewhat harsh.
4/ The sign below: “NO FOOD” with a fork crossed out.
5/ See all above, then picture them all in the same mini-bus: bingo.