OK, OK — so you’re not comfortable spraying a product called retarDEX into your mouth — why not try rubbing Nad’s on your legs?
A major worldwide hair removal brand, Nad’s is also the abbreviated form of gonads — particularly, Wikipedia reminds us, denoting testicles.
I know what you’re thinking: This is a childish joke.
I know what else you’re thinking: This is a limited joke.
Not at nads.com, my friend.
Not at nads.com.