A couple of weeks ago, Msn.com made a top 20 weirdest theme parks piece.
It included parks like Denmark’s BonBon Land:
Looks fine. What’s on offer?
Good thing the words SPLASH and WATER are in bold, can you imagine?
This park sucks.
Not bad. Touché, BonBon land.
So I go to France and find an ad for yet another theme park. Ladies and germs, I give you:
Let me roughly translate the bottom part: “What could be a better destination for fabulous family fun and adventures than Nigloland, one of the best theme parks in France?”
So are you guys seriously asking what could be a better theme park in France before acknowledging that you are only ONE of the best theme parks in the country? That’s lame.
Sorry I asked.
Lets dive right in.
Yawn, ducks and poodles, really? No hedgehogs?
It’s people dressed as hedgehogs, isn’t it?
Screw Nigloland and its whimsical forest creatures. I’m off to Singapour to enjoy a bit of culture and have a lot of theme park fun. I’ve got one ticket to some place called Haw Par Villa and I’m not about to let it go to waste!
Here we are. No hedgehogs, no wet dolphins, I like it already.
This is Hell…
Anything less HELLISH? Maybe…I don’t know. Animals?
Thanks for the close-up enterthesnowman, but I said ANIMALS. Sweet, harmless, good-natured animals. Nigloland-style!
Pigs in Speedos? The hell is this?
Screw it, this has gone on long enough, I’m going to Disneyland.
GO AWAY BLOWFISH MARACAS BOOB NIPPLES!
GO AWAY BLOODY GUTTED DEFENCELESS CHILD!