Fatal Attractions

A couple of weeks ago, Msn.com made a top 20 weirdest theme parks piece.

It included parks like Denmark’s BonBon Land:

Bonbon Land

Looks fine. What’s on offer?

Wet?

Good thing the words SPLASH and WATER are in bold, can you imagine?

Listen to THIS

This park sucks.

*nods*

Beaver rafting…

Not bad. Touché, BonBon land.

So I go to France and find an ad for yet another theme park. Ladies and germs, I give you:

What Land?

Let me roughly translate the bottom part:  “What could be a better destination for fabulous family fun and adventures than Nigloland, one of the best theme parks in France?”

So are you guys seriously asking what could be a better theme park in France before acknowledging that you are only ONE of the best theme parks in the country? That’s lame.

But wait…niglo?

The Gipsies' Hedgehog

Sorry I asked.

Lets dive right in.

*facepalm*

*bleeding facepalm*

There’s more…

Only in Nigloland

Yawn, ducks and poodles, really? No hedgehogs?

*claps*

It’s people dressed as hedgehogs, isn’t it?

Screw Nigloland and its whimsical forest creatures. I’m off to Singapour to enjoy a bit of culture and have a lot of theme park fun. I’ve got one ticket to some place called Haw Par Villa and I’m not about to let it go to waste!

Haw Par Villa

Here we are. No hedgehogs, no wet dolphins, I like it already.

Ladycrab

AAAAAAH!!!

????

AAAAAAHHHH!!!

Bloody Hell

This is Hell…

...

HELL!!!

......

Anything less HELLISH? Maybe…I don’t know. Animals?

O_0

O_0

Thanks for the close-up enterthesnowman, but I said ANIMALS. Sweet, harmless, good-natured animals. Nigloland-style!

NIgloland where are you?

Pigs in Speedos? The hell is this?

Screw it, this has gone on long enough, I’m going to Disneyland.

Blowfish Maracas Boob Nipples

GO AWAY BLOWFISH MARACAS BOOB NIPPLES!

*swallows vomit*

GO AWAY BLOODY GUTTED DEFENCELESS CHILD!

GO AWAY…

Bighead

GO AWAY…

AE

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