MUST be funny…

Check out this guy:





You’re sitting there.

Counting your money.

Except you keep getting distracted by all the things that aren’t money.

Like walls, and your knuckles.

So you write down how far you’ve counted on a little note.

A five pound note.

OK, OK —

— fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive



— fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive —





— fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive —


*   *   *

Maybe I’m being dumb. Maybe it was a knowing lol. Maybe they really got all the way to five hundred. Although that’s a big-ass pile of fivers. Maybe they got to twenty-five pounds. But most people don’t need to write that down.

Regardless, it’s not the best note-on-a-note I’ve ever encountered.

That prize goes to a particular tenner I once found:




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