Personable Personification

You ever notice how inanimate objects sometimes talk to you?

Shut UP, grapes...

This kind of smart-ass packaging has become pretty much the norm; as well as being goddamn adorable, it’s a neat way for The Man to posit information without having to claim any kind of authorial voice. That way He can be sure His hands — like my not-so-proverbial grapes — are always washed.

But sometimes The Man gives us a dazzling piece of crap, a shimmering brown diamond:

I'm having this tattooed. On my FACE.



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