Monthly Archives: April 2012

Titanic Misses The Boat

The sinking of the Titanic seems to be the go-to event for soppy romances these days… Whether it’s in overblown movie form or as idiotic Italian cartoon features, it just feels like  THE template for any bullshit-ass love story. Personally, … Continue reading

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Cock Soup

It’s not everyday your mum entersthesnowman but it seems today is the day: welcome LK. Yes, my own mother kindly provided us with the following picture: Kinda redundant to even comment on that one. Pretty self-explanatory. It’s COCK SOUP. But … Continue reading

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Anus Statue

ANUS STATUE? Why I took a picture of one of those only the other day! Now I just need to pick out a name for it… Aaaaand save. Whoops… AE

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Profiling Profiling

You know how the Internet advertises shit it thinks you’ll respond to? Yeesh. Maybe the Internet’s just thinking like this: Kenny Loggins —> Mature Dating UK. SEAMLESS. *   *   * Anyway. You know what it’s like. It’s messed up, but … Continue reading

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Important OLYMPIC Information

I’m a minority in that for me the prospect of living in a city which will soon be hosting the Olympics ACTUALLY makes me want to bend over backwards vertically and enter my own anus through to another dimension. Yes, … Continue reading

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Bondov, Jerzy Bondov

So I’m watching The Living Daylights and the movie is kicking my ass with its harder-edged tone and its badass 80’s score when… J… Waitaminute… This isn’t… How did I NOT see this coming?! It was right theeeeere! “Harder-edged” lol … Continue reading

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Scandinavia: UnFinnished Business

Ever been to Scandinavia? Oh you should, it’s great. Especially Finland. It’s aaaaall about the snowman… Everyone is beautiful, the food tastes better… …the food LOOKS better: There’s variety (for the kids)… There’s loads to see: It’s great. And yes, … Continue reading

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