I’m a minority in that for me the prospect of living in a city which will soon be hosting the Olympics ACTUALLY makes me want to bend over backwards vertically and enter my own anus through to another dimension.
Yes, I’m a Londoner.
For others though: nom nom nom nom nom Olympics nom nom nom nom nom.
Because that’s what I need around me: MORE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I got this letter the other day. Seemed like serious business:
Basically the letter says I’m f***ed come the Summer if I want to travel anywhere beyond my own ass.
Oh f*** off.