Bad things in real life happen and you no longer have to wait 30 seconds to find out! Now everything just “trends” and straight-away you can be free to hashtag a celebrity who just died followed by a respectful #RIP even though you only learned that person existed days before and never even bothered to check out their work until you found out they passed.
You can trend all sorts of fun shit like that: natural disasters, Ben Aflleck… you name it.
Every so often, however, something trends and it’s just plain bizarre.
See if you can spot the odd one out in this list:
Take your time.
Let me give you a clue: it’s not Wimbledon.
Yes, #brittanyshatherpants is, indeed, the odd one out.
Who is Brittany?
Why did she shit her pants?
How come we’re all talking about it?
All questions I’ve desperately tried to seek the answers to.
Yeah, that doesn’t help me.
I don’t know, dude!
I’m just as confused as you are!
Hell, the closest I ever came to finding an actual answer to this whole mess was this:
Who knows what that’s about.
Looks like I’ll never know why Brittany shat her pants…
Wherever she is, whoever she is, I just hope she’s ok and all cleaned up.
Here’s to you, trending pants-shitter!