Let’s take a trip!
Hell, let’s take a cruise!
“The Cruise Of Lookalikes: Song, Dance, Laughs.”
Yes, it’s exactly what you think.
Here’s a cruise which prides itself on being packed full of celebrity lookalikes. Not celebrities: people who look (or sometimes DON’T look) like celebrities.
Most of which are unknowns to the rest of the world.
You’ve got Elvis Presley in there, of course, you’ve got popular, late French comedian Coluche (the only one who looks sort of decent as a lookalike, by the way), classic popstars like Dalida, Claude Francois and Michel Sardou AND, my favourite, impersonator Laurent Gerra:
Which means that the person impersonating Laurent Gerra will ALSO be impersonating countless other celebrities WHILE looking like him. This guy’s like the Inception of lookalikes!
Could you imagine?
You’re going on this cruise hoping to see your favourite celebrity horribly imitated.
Like, for example, Jacques Brel:
Your shitty cruise would be RUINED!!!
On second thoughts, let us not go to that lookalike cruise.
It is a silly place.