So you know how FaceApp is currently both the dumbest and the best app?
Dull selfies are transformed into absurd gems in a single tap and one can’t help but adore every goofy function the app has to offer.
One minor flaw: you can’t make just ANYTHING into an old man.
But what if you could put a smile on an inanimate object? Brighten up ITS day and, by extension, yours?
Take this lovely mannequin lady, for example:
Bald, proud and dignified.
And yet she deserves better than this glum pout.
Thanks to FaceApp, she’s never been happier AND her complexion is much healthier.
She can even be a man if she wants.
The possibilities are definitely not endless but certainly go a long way.
Now, I put it to you, kind readers of this post: would you rather live in a world full of moody, grumpy mannequins?
Or live in MY world, a world full of happy, gender fluid fake people?
I bet I can guess.
FaceApp gives us a glimpse into a better, more uplifting and possible world so, I beg you: go out there, happy-up your mannequins for this is the future we want and deserve.
Keep in mind, though…
It’s not a perfect science.
Serves us right for playing God.
AE
