Target supermarkets house some of the greatest things on this Earth.
From Jumbo Push-Pops to baconnaise and Kevin James DVDs, few shopping experiences even compare.
Thanks to Target, you could even win prizes! But not just any prizes: the best gosh darn prizes this side of wherever.
Case in point: Tostitos.
As if winning $1,000 wasn’t good enough, thanks to Tostitos you could also win a piñata of YOURSELF!
How dare you even ask.
To have sex with, of course!
Except instead of fluids, your reward is candy. The candy, as far as I know, is not shaped like yourself but wouldn’t that just be the cherry on the sundae?
Anyway, let’s see what FaceApp thinks about all this.