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FaceApp: Episode I – The Mannequin Menace

So you know how FaceApp is currently both the dumbest and the best app? Dull selfies are transformed into absurd gems in a single tap and one can’t help but adore every goofy function the app has to offer. One … Continue reading

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Piece Of Sheet

I’ve wanted to post this on here for a long time. A LONG time. Ok, here it is: *the* best thing I’ve ever held. To the untrained eye, this is nothing more than a blank piece of paper. But to … Continue reading

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Joke: Lava, Jars & Rhinos

And I thought I’d seen everything there was to see in a Charity Shop. From the £10 broken TVs to the inflatable bees, I thought I’d scraped the barrel… Then THIS happened: I know what you’re thinking: “That’s just a … Continue reading

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Previously On Alias…

Revisiting Alias so soon after seeing the entire 5 seasons should have been a chore. Instead, it’s a delightful opportunity to pick up on silly details left unnoticed the first time around. For example, in the Season 1 episode entitled … Continue reading

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Puppet old guy understanding

I don’t have a very good short term memory. I tend to store most things in my brain but a lot of other things in my colon. So imagine my surprise when I found this file while clearing up my … Continue reading

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Yee Olde Cheapo Shoppe

I love charity shops. If charity shops didn’t exist, I’d just be nude. All the time. Nude and angry. …probably quite a bit richer also. But it’s not just the cheap stuff that’s great, it’s also the weird-ass stuff. The … Continue reading

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Past/Off

Ok so the world’s officially gone to shit. Could… … Um, no?! Yes, 100 % genuine. 100% genuinely pulled out of someone’s genuine ass. I like his theory though. Stop mentioning Ghost Rider!!! From vampirism to time travel to… someone’s … Continue reading

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