Tag Archives: london

Chestnuts

Few days ago, I was on the train and something happened. Something I can’t quite explain. A dude walked up to the empty seat in front of me and left this: The weird thing, despite the placing of the chestnut, … Continue reading

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Sandy Willy

Wouldn’t it be weird if there was a Prince William/Kate Middleton/whatever their baby’s called sculpture in the middle of London made out of sand? And it was really ugly? I wonder… Wow. Just… wow. Where to even start with this … Continue reading

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Cows 4 Eva

Well, it’s official. Everything’s now for sale. Anywhere. One second you’re in London, in Waterloo, walking around, minding your own business. The next second: You’re buying cows. FOUR OF THEM!!! Wait… Sorry, I misread the sign. COWS. FOR. SALE. The … Continue reading

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One Punchy Headline

Lewisham: where it ALL happens. AE

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Anus Statue

ANUS STATUE? Why I took a picture of one of those only the other day! Now I just need to pick out a name for it… Aaaaand save. Whoops… AE

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Important OLYMPIC Information

I’m a minority in that for me the prospect of living in a city which will soon be hosting the Olympics ACTUALLY makes me want to bend over backwards vertically and enter my own anus through to another dimension. Yes, … Continue reading

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Little Robot Boy

Everyday nothing wrong heres can be hard to capture. Thankfully now phones can not only make and receive calls but text, take pictures, film, send emails, clean your toilets and enter your snowmen, we have a new tool to immortalise … Continue reading

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